So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
- Ciel: *sells soul*
- Sebastian: Aww yeah, delicious depraved soul. This dinner is going to rock my world. It's going to be a cinch. Butlering's a cinch. Revenge? Easy as pie. Best deal I ever made.
- Sebastian: *knows Ciel for 1 week*
- Sebastian: I fucked up, I fucked up so hard. No soul is worth this aggravation.
life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.